What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What the band's name?

Me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Half Measure Jokes More Half Measure Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.