What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

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What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.