What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.