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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

8 Leg Jokes More 8 Leg Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.