What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What does 1+1=?

Window.

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.