What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

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What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.