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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Program Jokes More Program Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.