What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

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What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.