What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!