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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What's your first language then?

M. "Emoji."

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

Program Jokes More Program Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.