Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Pdf File Jokes More Pdf File Jokes

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail?

They had no Qin

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

Orient Jokes More Orient Jokes

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Adobe Wan Kenobi Jokes More Adobe Wan Kenobi Jokes

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.