Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

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How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Who's there! Belle! Belle who?

Belle-t up and open this door!

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving