Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

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How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Pdf File Jokes More Pdf File Jokes

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Jabba Script Jokes More Jabba Script Jokes

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's a Jedi's favourite programming language?

JabbaScript

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Orient Jokes More Orient Jokes

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance