Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

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Orient Jokes More Orient Jokes

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters?

They are all "Not-C's"!

Pdf Jokes More Pdf Jokes

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Programming Language Jokes More Programming Language Jokes

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.