Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

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How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

Adobe Wan Kenobi Jokes More Adobe Wan Kenobi Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.