What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!