What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.