What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?

A. FireWeb.... of course!

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!