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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

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What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.