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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.