What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!