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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side