March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!