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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!