How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts