How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Previous Random Joke Next

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?