How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts