How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.