March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Previous Random Joke Next

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why are gold fish orange?

The water makes them rusty!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!