Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.