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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He was dead.