Because he had no guts.
To get to the Otherside!
To get to the other tide.
In a KFC bucket.
No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Because they don't have anybody to go with.
Because he had no body to go with
To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.
No guts.
Because the didn't have the guts to do it.
He was dead.