Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He was dead.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.