Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He was dead.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.