How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!