How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear