How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.