How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!