Ensure Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

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Kleenex Jokes More Kleenex Jokes

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

Strive Jokes More Strive Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.