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Ensure Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

World Jokes More World Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Strive Jokes More Strive Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish