Ensure Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

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Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Strive Jokes More Strive Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!