Ensure Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

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Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish