Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.