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Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

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