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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!