Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.