Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!