Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!
Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy
It's your dad.
And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Tea, Rex?
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Because two Eds are better than one.
