Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.