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When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight