When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after it's gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear