When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.