When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight