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When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

WhatsApp and SMS?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.