When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better