Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

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Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures