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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the Bible?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

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What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people?

Dark humor

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

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What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.