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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

India Jokes More India Jokes

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!