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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

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What do they call cunnilingis in India?

A punjob.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)