What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

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What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)