What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

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What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!