What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids?

Because he's black.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat