What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona?

Tucson.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.