Programming Language Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

R Jokes More R Jokes

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

What starts with r and ends with d?

Removed

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.