Programming Language Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

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They're all about force projection.

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What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's a Jedi's favourite programming language?

JabbaScript

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.