Programming Language Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

Why is Star Wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Profanity Jokes More Profanity Jokes

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!