Programming Language Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

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Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's a Jedi's favourite programming language?

JabbaScript