Profanity Jokes

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What's worse than your mother-in-law?

My mother-in-law.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

Profane tanks.

Why can't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does everyone hate Will?

Courtesy of my Uncle Rick

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey