Profanity Jokes

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What's your first language then?

M. "Emoji."

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!