He kisses his mother with that mouth.
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Oedipus
Umami.
He kisses his mother with that mouth!
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
She named him Oedipus.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
Ooo mami! (Umami)
Umami
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me
A Freudian Slip.
A Freudian slip.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Lets get physical!
