Oedipus
Umami.
She named him Oedipus.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
His mouth is moving.
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Quarkiplier
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
In the end, I settled.
Recalculating route.
A dependent Claus.
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
He Freudian slipped.
BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD
A hexagon
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!
