Oedipus Jokes

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Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go".

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.