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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.