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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)