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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.