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What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

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What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.