What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool