The lumberjack has a job.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
A dog has a better understanding of no.
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.
Nobody does your job for you when you're out
Run, Forest, run!
He was stumped.
Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.