The lumberjack has a job.
One can... "Get Hard"
Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
She had harp failure.
TREE O'clock!
Run, Forest, run!
Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.
Because everyone does that already.