What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone