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What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.