I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.