I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish