I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!