I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!