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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!