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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!