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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon