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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

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What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!