What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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He was the skipper!

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In pieces of eight.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.