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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

A pianist

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.