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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

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Drop your catheter bag.

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One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout