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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.