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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

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He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.