What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.