April Sale - 20% Off

Smash Jokes

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man