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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!