Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

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Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!