Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!