Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind

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An Orcastra

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Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

Only one side was game

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.