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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.