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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!