What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.