What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?