What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.