What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?