What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!