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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.