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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

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What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.