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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.