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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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Why was the Mexican tire sad?

Because it was despair

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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