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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What was the Mexican owl's name?

Whoooolio.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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