What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.