What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.