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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.