How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento