How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics