How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.