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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.