Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.