Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.