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Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.