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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.