Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.