Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

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How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What do you call a running chicken?

Poultry in motion.