Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

How do you get down?

Pluck a duck.

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What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

Who's there! Cugat! Cugat who?

Cugat to love my jokes!

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!