There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
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Coffee Mug
The NBA
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
The NHL playoffs
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
None, they only screw playoff games.
The NBA.
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
Because they love to slam duck!
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He has a no-trade Claus
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Slav-The NBA
Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.
Hard work and dedication.
She likes it.
Denver Nuggets
The NBA draft
The nba
A very witch person.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
Its the 5/7 day of the week
I'll get back to you in a few weeks
Johnny Cash.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Dad.
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
The Sixth German Panzer Division
Orange is the New Black
The mirror
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
