Nba Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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A roamin' numeral.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

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Hard work and dedication.

What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

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In the punchlines.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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Just turn on the sprinkler.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.