There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
The NBA
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
The NHL playoffs
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
None, they only screw playoff games.
Because they love to slam duck!
The NBA.
He has a no-trade Claus
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Hard work and dedication.
Denver Nuggets
Vocabulary
A bird that will talk you ear off!
8 mile
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Because it was A Minor.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Zimbabwe.
A very witch person.
Stephen Hawking
He never changes his position.
You rocket
A baby with burst armbands.
Ruff
