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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Nba Final Jokes More Nba Final Jokes

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.