There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
The NBA
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
The NHL playoffs
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
None, they only screw playoff games.
Because they love to slam duck!
The NBA.
He has a no-trade Claus
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Hard work and dedication.
She likes it.
Denver Nuggets
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
He didn't want to show up for the finals
Ex-Benedict.
Another one popes up.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
A bunny with money.
Rink injustice!
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Caesar!
A ROMAN CATHOLIC!
The thief was spending less then his wife.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!
It is a day to be tankful.