Nba Jokes

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

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What is the difference between a dollar and LeBron James?

LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

Why does LeBron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.

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How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.