There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
The NBA
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
The NHL playoffs
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
None, they only screw playoff games.
Because they love to slam duck!
The NBA.
He has a no-trade Claus
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Hard work and dedication.
She likes it.
Denver Nuggets
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.
Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
The Millenial Falcon.
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
Good eye!
Stephen Hawking
Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
Moandays.
