Nba Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers