There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
The NBA
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
The NHL playoffs
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
None, they only screw playoff games.
Because they love to slam duck!
The NBA.
He has a no-trade Claus
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Hard work and dedication.
She likes it.
Denver Nuggets
Because she keeps running away from the ball
It just ran out of juice.
It wanted to play squash.
Polar-oids
Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
The pope died a virgin
One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
Knee-mail
Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....
Always thought you was a bit spineless.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
A Cheetah.
They always want to play leap frog with him
Chicken Tenders.
He turns off his Xbox.
