Hawk Jokes

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do dogs have that no other animal has?

Puppy dogs!

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!