Hawk Jokes

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Hawk Jokes

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Where are you?

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What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

What has hands but can't clap?

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

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