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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking