Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking