Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.