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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!