What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.