What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease?

Ma'lady

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.