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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

Plague-arism

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.