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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?

M'laria.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla