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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile