What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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What do they have in common?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!