Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."