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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

There was a restraining order.

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."