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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."