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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

A restraining order.

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Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.