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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

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Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..