Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

Machetes

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top