Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

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Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..