Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.