Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.