Because Jesus WEPt.
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Because Jesus saves.
She's got no legs.
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
Yeah... Lets blame Sony.
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
Because Joseph was Stalin.
