Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that