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What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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Two pirates

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Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.