What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)