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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.