What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers