What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

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Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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Timber

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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Scissor me timbers