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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)