What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers