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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology