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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.