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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.