What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!