What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!