What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.