What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!