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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!