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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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Why do cows moo?

Because their horns don't work.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.