Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.