Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.