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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

Parking Jokes More Parking Jokes

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.