Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

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When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Parking Jokes More Parking Jokes

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.