Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

Parking Jokes More Parking Jokes

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.