Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Parking Jokes More Parking Jokes

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!