He parked at a parking!
Because it's on the house.
He per-prosed
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then
Because of sanitation reasons.
Prom night.
Insufficient funds.
He was trying to get her pedicure.
You park your car, man.
An unidentified frying object.
Park somewhere else.
Your ghostliness.
Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!
Carlos.