Parking Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

Photo bombing

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

Trailer Park Jokes More Trailer Park Jokes

What do you call a trailer park in a tornado?

Wind chimes.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!