What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!