What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

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What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil?

Pointless

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

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How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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What do you call a union of writers?

A writers' block

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.