What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What do you call a union of writers?

A writers' block