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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's