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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.