What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!