What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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Ones in a cup

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Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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Because it was a gun-free zone

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor