What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!