What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.