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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.