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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.