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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.