What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back