What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

Why

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread