Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

Janet Reno Jokes More Janet Reno Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!