Bus Driver Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...